Hey, folks - Zach here. Nic Cage is still in hiding (call us, Nic, seriously), so this week we're taking time out to have Lilia star in her very own fabulous Nic Cage adventure! (And so can you, at Cracked.com)
Coming soon to a movie theater near you: "The Fuzzy Zoologist Kisses."
You are "Pro McTagonist," Lilia, and you're a good guy. Unfortunately, something's wrong with the bees, and you're the only one who can get to the bottom of things. No one believes you, and you're covered in bees! Luckily, due to your unique access to a motorcycle, you're able to save the day in a bear suit. Also, for the whole adventure, your hair is atrocious.
I don't know about you, but I've preordered my tickets.
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